Elmlane
Saturday, December 16, 2017

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Private Gardens, Beamsville, ON


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Hamilton harbour


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Welcome to Elmlane



A Smile or Two

How can you tell when a man's had an orgasm? - You can hear him snoring.

Penny For Your Thoughts

A picture is worth a thousand words. An interface is worth a thousand pictures.

- Ben Shneiderman

Peter, Murphy and ?

If in any problem you find yourself doing an immense amount of work, the answer can be obtained by simple inspection.

- The Prime Axiom

According to Einstein

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Youth is Wasted ...

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.

Logan Pearsall Smith

More Peter Quotes

Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.

Laurence J. Peter

More Quotes

Another outburst like this and I'm gonna handcuff your lips together.

Sgt. Wojohowicz, Barney Miller

Birthdays in Country Music

No birthdays today.

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