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Thursday, December 13, 2018

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Welcome to Elmlane



A Smile or Two

Chastity is curable, if detected early.

Penny For Your Thoughts

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.

- Frank Tyger

Peter, Murphy and ?

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.

- Laurence J. Peter

According to Einstein

You're aware the boy failed my grade school math class, I take it? And not that many years later he's teaching college. Now I ask you: Is that the sorriest indictment of the American educational system you ever heard? [pauses to light cigarette.] No aptitude at all for long division, but never mind. It's him they ask to split the atom. How he talked his way into the Nobel prize is beyond me. But then, I suppose it's like the man says, It's not what you know...

- Karl Arbeiter: former teacher of Albert Einstein

Youth is Wasted ...

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

George Bernard Shaw

More Peter Quotes

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Laurence J. Peter

More Quotes

As an additional safeguard against self-pity in our home, Mama kept several charity boxes that were marked 'For the poor'. We gave regularly. It made us feel rich.

Sam Levenson, humorist

Birthdays in Country Music


Taylor Swift


Born: December 13, 1989

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