Elmlane
Tuesday, June 18, 2019

Past Pictures of the Day


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View at Lake Louise


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Cemetery - Battle of Stoney Creek


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Welcome to Elmlane



A Smile or Two

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Penny For Your Thoughts

Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well done.

- Fred Allen

Peter, Murphy and ?

America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.

- Laurence J. Peter

According to Einstein

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.

- Albert Einstein

Youth is Wasted ...

Having children makes one no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.

Michael Levine

More Peter Quotes

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

Laurence J. Peter

More Quotes

You marry the man of your dreams, but fifteen years later you're married to a reclining chair that burps.

Roseanne (Barr, Arnold, whatever)

Birthdays in Country Music


Blake Shelton


Born: June 18, 1976

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